Jokes
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug! (Dug)
What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas! (Dug-less)
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack!
What do you call a man in a bush? Russell! (Rustle)
What do you call a man you dig up out of the ground? Pete! (Peat)
What do you call a man who comes through your letterbox? Bill!
What do you call a man pouring water into a jug? Phil! (Fill)
What do you call a man with a raincoat? Mac!
What do you call a man with a large raincoat? Big Mac!
What do you call a man with two raincoats? Max! (Macs)
What do you call a really small woman? Dot!
What do you call a singing woman? Carol!
Writing with Inference
Riddles Write a “Guess Who” riddle. For example: I have a bushy tail I collect nuts I like to play in trees I have a furry coat I am either grey or red I hibernate in winter
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